In our travels to and fro, we have met with various dedicated visitors of this blog and a common thread seemed to develop in our conversations, "Isn't two weeks a little long to go without posting?" A valid question, to be sure. But this week we have a good excuse, we were assigned to kitchen duty in our home. Although this may seem to be fairly routine, it is our duty to inform you that despite appearances kitchens can be very dangerous places. Indeed, a time eating monster of terrible proportions can be found in every one! While this monster may seem small and commonplace, never forget that even mosquitoes have had a role in shaping history.
Here you see a staff member of this blog, calm, cool, and collected. You may ask what he is holding. The simple answer would be, dirty dishes. Don't be alarmed, he has many years of experience so his casual handling of such dangerous items shouldn't be a problem.
But wait! Something has happened to upset a fairly routine kitchen cleanup. The dirty dishes appear to be fighting back!
As the situation intensifies at an alarming rate, the hapless victim starts to succumb to the ruthless attack of this time eating monster.